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|Friday, September 7th, 2007|
|Saturday, July 23rd, 2005|
|Tuesday, July 19th, 2005|
Upside to new job: I can wear the same filthy, FILTHY
jeans to work for three days straight. Which means no laundry. AND I can walk into Starbucks at 7:30 in the morning covered in dirt and watch the faces of the barristas get all screwy and slightly nervous.
Downside to new job: That fleeting thought in the midst of my filth reverie that I know what that particular dirt is actually made out of...
|Thursday, May 19th, 2005|
|Wednesday, May 18th, 2005|
". . . Whenever I hear Scott McClellan talking about ‘media credibility,’ I strain to remember who it was who admitted Jeff Gannon to the White House press room and called on him all those times.
Whenever I hear this White House talking about ‘doing to damage to our image abroad’ and how ‘people have lost lives,’ I strain to remember who it was who went traipsing into Iraq looking for WMD that will apparently turn up just after the Holy Grail will — and at what human cost. . ."http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7873141/#050516b
Thank you, Keith Olbermann
|Tuesday, May 17th, 2005|
Why are men incapable of doing anything? Seriously. Unless I tell Jeff straight out that something needs to be done, he doesn't do it. He doesn't bring the laundry upstairs (never mind actually do
any laundry in the first place), he doesn't cut the grass, scoop the litter, take out the trash, replace the toilet paper roll, vacuum, tidy up, make dinner, do the dishes, empty the dishwasher, and so on and so forth. How on earth did he survive before we moved in together? Did he just live in filth and sit around in shitty underpants?
I need a vacation. Wisconsin is calling my name.
7 loads of laundry. 7! Man, I hate laundry. Too time consuming. Sort, bring the baskets downstairs, wash, dry, fold, bring baskets upstairs, put away. It doesn't help that Jeff wears about 5 pairs of undies, 9 shirts and 4 pants a day. Ugh.
|Monday, May 16th, 2005|
i let you guys down. i actually did some laundry this weekend. i'm so ashamed! *gasp*
|Monday, May 9th, 2005|
While we are on celeb gossip, Bennifer II is preggo. That's right folks, Jennifer Garner is three months pregnant. :)
Ok, I know this sounds trite. But I have been sick and have been watching a LOT of TV.
Can you believe Britney Spears is going to have a baby with Kevin Federline? Ok, so I don't really like her, but have this weird respect for a woman who doesn't give a fuck. I mean, we know she doesn't give a fuck since she doens't wear shoes in a gas station bathroom. But it seems silly to WANT to have a baby with a man who isn't the world's greatest father to his first two kids. I mean, he didn't even attend the birth of his son. Didn't he not even see him for like the first few days? I dunno. I ponder this. Because it seems like such a big mistake. It seems sooo trashy. Doesn't it? It's a time waster just thinking about it, since it has absolutely no affect on my life. But I have been thinking about this union lately and just how strange it really does seem to me. I guess if he is what works for her, more power to her. But it all seems really weird to me. And I admit, I am looking foward to their show, perhaps it will shed some light on the situation for me.
And that my friends, wasted at least five of your minutes! ;)
|Saturday, May 7th, 2005|
celeb mom slide show... Lots of kids named "Roman" and "Rowan" and the like. The photo of gwenyth paltrow with her daughter really connected with me- look at her face, she's staring straight at the camera in total "mama bear" mode. She's ready to maul that photographer.
good waste of 2 minutes.
Maybe I should start a community! I'll call it "homeworkstrike"! Or "reactionpaperstrike"! Here's my laundry tidbit. I do a two loads at a time, because when the second one is ready to go in the dryer, the first one is dry, and since I despise folding and putting away all the clothes, I just leave it in the washer and dryer in the hopes that the laundry elves will come out of the heat vents and do it for me. I'm still waiting...
My alltime favorite is www.jigzone.com If you do the 247 piece puzzles, they take roughly a half hour.
Porn is always good (thanks Barry. nofauxx.com has gotten me on a ridiculous porn binge.
I look at tattoo portfolios and plan all the tattoos I'm going to get
I, too search ebay for shit I can't afford but want anyway
I google every person I've ever known (Did you know that in Connecticut there is a librarian named Leanne Costello? Whoa! I'M Leanne Costello, but my MOM is a librarian...) Yeah, that's a good time waster.
There's also the ever fabulous free crichet pattern time warp...
But the best, the most effective, and least likely to actually happen if your child is not doped up on Benadryl...NAAAAAAAAAAAAAP...mmmmmmm....N
Thank you my friend...your community has just given me another reason to waste 15 minutes. I heart you.
Oh, yeah...FIVE DAYS BIATCH!!!! aw!snap!
|Friday, May 6th, 2005|
I will sooooo play!
Of course, I refresh LJ and RMC all day long. I even go back years in time on RMC and LJ when I am really needing a procrastination.
I also surf
Victoria's Secret because I am addicted to their underwear.
I surf craigslist in cities I don't even live in.
I surf ebay for stuff I won't buy, but am interested in.
I am trying to read alittlepregnant.com because I think she is a great writer and think her story is great. Very happy ending.
I car shop.
But as it stands right now, I have about four loads of laundry to do. I suck I know. The one thing I hate about owning a washer and dryer, is that I no longer have the "I just can't make it to the laudromat cause I am so busy" excuse.
The breakfast dishes are still on the table. Yeah, I know dinner is in three hours.
But I did walk the dogs!
Can I get a whoo yah?
Why? Why did I do this? I'll tell you why: I'm avoiding the laundry and I've already posted all over the internet and I'm out of stuff to surf and I'm not happy about it.
I figured I'd try my hand at making a community, I mean everyone else has one so I may as well get a seat on the bandwagon too. What is it for? Shooting the shit and avoiding the laundry and helping other people to avoid their dreaded tasks as well. Post links to time wasters, tell funny stories, rant about the damn laundry, whatever...